You know you're a figure skater when...
1. You've been high off zamboni fumes at least once.
2. Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head.
3. You have no accumulated sun damage because you never leave the rink.
4. When you see someone of the opposite sex on the street, you don't think "date", you think "pair partner"!
5. You like to buy your shoes half a size smaller than you really need so they feel like your skates.
6. When you walk past a prom dress in a mall and see the nice beading you imagine it in a skating dress.
7. You've met a sport psychologist at least once.
8. You keep winter clothes in your closet year round.
9. You know what bungas are.
10. You spend the same amount as you would on college tuition on skating every year.
11. You get out of gym.
12. It's not a 360, it's a single.
13. It's a Russian split, not a toe touch.
14. You play add-on.
15. Competitions are your vacations.
16. More than a week off the ice is unheard of.
17. You get up before school to skate.
18. You have a little ritual before competition.
19. Axels are nothing to do with wheels or a rock star.
20. You know the Michelle Kwan spiral and the face that goes with it.
21. You understand these points!